miacarascienza

GLaDOS is a massively popular character, and I know that I'm not perfect. If there's something you wish to say about my playing of her, feel free to use this post for quick contact. I try to comment regularly on cfud_concrit, so you can catch me there as well. Anonymous is on, IP logging is off.

Dropped: August 12, 2011
Comments: 603

[Bright lights shine in your eyes; you slowly begin to wake as if from a drug-induced sleep.

You are lying on the floor of a large square room, brightly-lit, lined with stark grey panels, some vine-like foliage growing between the floorboards, and a few security cameras in the ceiling. In each corner of the room is a clear plexiglass elevator, marked above from numbers 1-4. In the middle of the room is a table with eight pens, and a short stack of papers. The papers read:]

( The Letter )

[A mechanical voice on a PA system echoes throughout the room just as you finish reading:]

Oh good, you're all awake. Let's begin shortly. Sign the papers and you'll be on your way.

(( PLEASE JOIN #APERTURESCIENCE for OOC communication and/or gawking! You can also email me at noelle.e.rogers at gmail. Each test (there are four) will be posted in their own thread later. For now, we mingle a bit.))

Calling a short hiatus for the weekend extending until Monday. The only internet access I'll have will be from my phone-- if you need to contact me, you can always email me (noelle.e.rogers at gmail) or text me. My characters will be chillin' and taking a break from shenanigans.

This applies to Raphael, Naoto Shirogane, Robin Sena, Claire Stanfield/Vino, Sync the Tempest, and GLaDOS.

I just counted, and I have over 60 potential volunteers for GLaDOS's testing initiative. cry.

#aperturescience

For all your IRC-based Portal/Valve needs. SPOILERS ABOUND but I swear it's safe and not a booby trap at all.

Go here and choose five quotes that fit your character.

"The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers."
-- Lewis Thomas

"Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence."
-- Henrik Tikkanen

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
-- John Lehman

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
-- Steven Wright

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
-- Robert X. Cringely

GLaDOS is scanning Camp for potential test subjects, but she isn't going to take just anyone. Research is going to happen first! Therefore, in the interest of science, this post is being used as an opt-in for volunteers!

Basically what this entails is: you sign up for more questionnaires flung your way from Aperture, as well as the distant possibility of being put to the real test if you are determined to be ideal. (Note: you don't have to ICly fill out the questionnaire from this post to be considered) Test chambers in Portal are puzzles that will be designed with Camp's environment in mind sometime in the future-- which means there will be the possibility of death or serious injury. What does GLaDOS look for in her test subjects? Who the fuck knows. Odds are it will be random.

If you would like to be considered, please comment here and list any potential characters! And if you have any questions or comments, let me know as well.

Major Portal 2 spoilers have been whited out.

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